Alien Abducting Cow T-Shirt

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Before you order, grab your favorite t-shirt and measure the width and length. Use those measurements as a reference when choosing from our sizes below.

Small
Width: 18.00"
Length: 28.00"

Medium
Width: 20.00"
Length: 29.00"

Large
Width: 22.00"
Length: 30.00"

Extra Large
Width: 24.00"
Length: 31.00"

2X Large
Width: 26.00"
Length: 32.00"

3X Large
Width: 28.00"
Length: 33.00"

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Lightweight, unisex style.
• Fabric Blends: Sport Grey – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
• Ethically Sourced: Made from ethically grown cotton.
• Designed in The USA: Printed, packaged and shipped in the USA.

Keep your Nostalgion t-shirts looking out-of-this-world for light-years to come with these simple care tips!

1. Turn Inside Out Before Washing: Just like intergalactic secrets, the best protection happens on the inside.
2. Low Heat, Gentle Detergents: Your t-shirt’s not battling alien invasions, so keep the heat low and the cleaning gentle.
3. Skip the Spin Marathon: No need to warp through extra spin cycles—less spin means fewer fabric rips in the space-time continuum.
4. Air Dry Whenever Possible: Space-age freshness comes from air-drying! If using a dryer, avoid letting it party with heavyweights like your winter gear.
5. Iron Inside Out, Low Heat First: Your t-shirt’s design isn’t ready for laser battles—give it a little love with a low-heat setting and keep it inside-out for best results.

Your Nostalgion tee deserves care as stellar as its design!

• Orders over $75 Ship FREE
• We currently only ship to the USA. Sorry Galaxy!
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered

• Your Satisfaction, Our Mission: We want you to love your Nostalgion gear! While most items are non-returnable, contact us if something's not right.
• Full Refunds for Issues: Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
• 30-Day Window: No refunds will be processed after 30 days from your purchase date.
• How to Get a Refund: Email us at support@nostalgion.com if you think you're eligible for a refund.
• Refund Eligibility:

1. Product arrived damaged or defective
2. Wrong item was shipped.
3. Request is made within 30 days of purchase

• Questions?: We're always here to help at support@nostalgion.com.

This policy may be updated at any time without notice.